It can buy a House
But not a Home
It can buy a Bed
But not Sleep
It can buy a Clock
But not Time
It can buy you a Book
But not Knowledge
It can buy you a Position
But not Respect
It can buy you Medicine
But not Health
It can buy you Blood
But not Life
It can buy you Sex
But not Love
So you see money isn't everything.
And it often causes pain and suffering.
I tell you this because I am your Friend,
and as your friend I want to take away your pain and suffering...
So send some extra money you have no use for.
And I will suffer for you.
Cash is fine.
1228 14 1/2th St
Rock Island, IL 61201
Paypal is also accepted ~
Total Collected So Far $6.08
So we could use more.
Yes that above link takes you to a paypal give us your money link where you have to enter a password to give us money. Don't worry, perhapts it is a legit link created at paypal to a secure page. We don't want all your money & would never try to steal your password. Just send us a bit of money. It will be a good investment. Then again just go to paypal & send us money directly from there using the email on this page.
Hand Over Your Extra Cash Today And Get Nothing.
What's A Couple Bucks Anyways?
Thanks to Bryan and Tyler for donating the first dollar.
Thanks To Rob R. for the generous donation of $1.08.
Thanks to Keith H. for the keen donation of $4.
Got lots of money you don't know what to do with?
We can set up an investment account for you & see if we can figure out a productive way to put your useless money to work. Course there is a $375 minimum & we might loose the whole schmitty on some fly by night scheme we come up with. And...if that happens you are not allowed to complain.
Its only money...
Have a nice day.
Wonder if that poll still works..probably not. Bout time for a new one.